You may be asking yourself, "How the hell did this site get started?"
It all began when Gary wrote a humorous little piece on his typical day and how his thoughts always revert back to how much he dislikes Dan. Well, we all found this funny, until we did a little soul searching and we too realized that most of our days revolve around the hate-filled thoughts of the abomination that is Dan.
If you know him, think about it. Isn't he a fucking douchebag? What has he done for you lately other than take up chairs in your house that could be filled with more interesting people? Has he ever said anything nice to you? Have you ever had the urge to say anything nice to him? What a pile of wasted human organs.
If you don't know him, just look at him. Don't you just want to smash his face with something? I mean, look at that fucking smirk. God, I just want to put a tire-jack in his mouth and just keep jacking and jacking until it won't go no more.
Do you hate Dan too? Let us know by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Some celebrity testimonials about Dan:
"...it's not so much that I want to kill [Dan]. It's just I want him not to be alive anymore."
"Hi, my name's Criss Angel. I've been practicing magic since the age of five, all in the pursuit of making Dan disappear. I may be able to walk on water, levitate, rip a woman in half and walk through glass, but I still am not skilled enough to make an object as large as Dan disappear. I have conferred with David Copperfield, David Blaine and Cyril Takayama and we all agree that, even though it would benefit mankind more than antibiotics, it's an impossible feat."
"Everyday, I pray to God to destroy Dan. And everyday, Dan continues to wake up. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?!?"
"What an obnoxious piece of shit! I hate that fucking faggot!"
And so do these people...